Worst Jokes Ever
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.