People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. ๐
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. ๐น๐
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. ๐น๐น๐น
That's if you even have an account. ๐น๐น๐๐น๐๐๐น๐น
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)