Worst Jokes Ever
There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.