Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.

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  • Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.

    Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.

    Judge: But why?

    Accused: Because I’m an orphan.

    They say people are 75% water.

    But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.

    Why are school shootings branded “very American”?

    1. They usually happen in the USA.

    2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.