I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
Worst Jokes Ever
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I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."
When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
