Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?

A liar.

What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.

what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?

alien vs predator

Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?

Because there were only 20 of them.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

What do you call a sneaky child molester?

Incogpedo.

What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.

Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?

Because they always like to come in a little behind.

What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?

“Hang in there!”

Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!

What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?

Dead.

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.

What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?

The Joker.

What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.

What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.

Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

Guy: "About that..."

How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.

Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"

Patient: "Cancer?"

Doctor: "What a coincidence."