Worst Jokes Ever
Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?
Me: Nah, not really.
Friend: What did they feel like?
Me: 7th grade.
Friend: 😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.