Worst Jokes Ever
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
Rape victims suck, literally.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.