The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”
My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
Pokemon
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
