Worst Jokes Ever
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Like if your dad is abusive.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!