Worst Jokes Ever
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.