Worst Jokes Ever
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.