Worst Jokes Ever
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
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Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.