Worst Jokes Ever
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?
Family comes first.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."