Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
Rape is a touchy subject.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?
Me: Nah, not really.
Friend: What did they feel like?
Me: 7th grade.
Friend: 😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.