Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.

His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”

Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”

What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?

"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.

Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?

Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?

So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.

A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."

What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?

Someone gets hurt.

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.

He said it was the most violent book he ever read.