Worst Jokes Ever
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.