Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
I charge 50 bucks a suck.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.