Did you know that most women are left-handed? That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!” The doctor then looks at him and says “Have you tried icing?”
me when:
roses are red violets are blue when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo"
what did the japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody? that is very wong.
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 and locked in my in a basement
Sayori: *dies* Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊" MC: "😨"
Sans: "Like, I'm so *fLaBbErGaStErEd*." Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?" "It didn't have the guts."
"How do you make 7 even?" "Take away the s."
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonerea
When your in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus she picked her butthole
How do you stop a baby from crying? You drown it.
