Worst Jokes Ever

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"

Because she was uneducated.

like this if you have ever been abused.

Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.

Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE

Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!

Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?

A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"

What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.

Amber Heard's Morning Routine

Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.

What do you call children born from incest?

Gross Domestic Product.

So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.

Like this if you are in foster care.

Therapist: So what brought you here today?

Wife: He's too literal.

Therapist: And you, sir?

Husband: My truck.

What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?

Sum Ting Wong.

How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!

I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"

In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.

Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.

Uder the sheets.

Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.

Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.

SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS

I'm gonna jump to my death.

Don't worry. I won't jump far.

Just off this chair here...

Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.

Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.

I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.

Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡