Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Justice for all!
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
Whatβs the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.