How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
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What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...
Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.... 🥵🤣
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
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I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
