Worst Jokes Ever
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
Rape victims suck, literally.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!