Worst Jokes Ever

"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.

How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.

What do you call a room with no doors?

What do Indians call their father when they are born?

Data.

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...

An apple has a family tree.

I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.

I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.

A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Why do emo people cry?

Because they're emo!

Ahahahah.

The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.

If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.

Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"

Friend: "I don't know."

Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.

Little Johnny was told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say: "I know the truth," they give you money.

So Little Johnny says to his mum, "I know the truth," so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone. So when Little Johnny’s dad gets home, Little Johnny says, "I know the truth." His dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone. So Little Johnny tries it on the postman and says, "I know the truth," and the postman says, "Come here, son."