Worst Jokes Ever
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.