Worst Jokes Ever
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Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.
Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.