Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.

Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"

If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.