Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Here comes the plane... the twins. β οΈ
Hi, I'm new to this website, please follow.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess itβs partial arts.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.