I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
Like if you think oily men are hot.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
How do you get more presents from Santa? You tickle his sack.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Shitty bichi cup.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
