"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
Worst Jokes Ever
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Who dislikes my freestyle?
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
North Korea?
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
F*ck in' the poo.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
Sup guys, how are you?
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
