Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
I don’t know any...
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Guess!!!!?
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
My friend told me to "hang on" when I told him I wanted to kill myself.
Buddy, I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
