Worst Jokes Ever
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
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Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill,
And now there's little Frankey.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
POV: you
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.