SpongeBob did 9/11.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
