Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

What is the only place fat people live?

Obi-city.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?

Home Depot.