What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
Worst Jokes Ever
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
Guys, look at the comments, omg!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
Ayo fake guy.
WTF happened?
WTF?
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Princess Peach is a BUM!
The F in orphans stands for family...
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
