What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.
