Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
How do women make you a millionaire?
When you're a billionaire.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Wanna hear a joke? Me.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House đźŹ
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
Walter White.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Technoblade never got a wife.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
2 times 4 equals 18?
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)