Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
Rape victims suck, literally.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.