Worst Jokes Ever
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
Rape victims suck, literally.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!