Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
Actually, Iron Man is female.