Worst Jokes Ever
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!