This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
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Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
