Worst Jokes Ever
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"