Worst Jokes Ever
Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
How can you surprise someone who is blind?
Leave a plunger in the toilet.
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.