Worst Jokes Ever
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
ASH
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Hi, how are you?
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.