Worst Jokes Ever

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.

I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.

If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.

Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?

The finale.

Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.

Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"

How are genders different than the Twin Towers?

There are two genders.

Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?

Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.

Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have nowhere to run home.

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"

I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."

I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.

What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?

Pilots, you racist fuckers!

I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.

It showed a picture of myself.

What do you call a dead polar bear?

Anything, they can't hear you!

Who was the meanest man in the world?

He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.

What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."

Me: "I like it well done."

Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"