Worst Jokes Ever
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
I think I need to kiss your butt.
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"