Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
"Uwu daddy."
Does this sentence make any sense?
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are, and that's not anyone else's choice.
BUT!!!!!!
I personally have my own feelings on "churches and christianity". I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of Christian people, and I respect that! NO, REALLY, I DO. My best friend is a dumbass Christian just like you are, and I respect that's how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.
As someone who isn't an Aussie, I note that Idfk what this is: "The people who defended Australia get 2 days, remembrance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community gets YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biased. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.
I know and understand I will get a lot of hate from this, I also don't give a shit, but please remember that it's just my thoughts and opinion. Thank you for reading. :)