Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Worst Jokes Ever
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Suicide is as easy as my ex-wife.
Today my ex got hit by a bus.
I also lost my job as a bus driver.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
