Worst Jokes Ever
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!