Worst Jokes Ever
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
"It's Sunday evening!"
"No. It's Monday eve."
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.