Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
