Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. ðŸ¤ðŸ¤¡
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
These jokes crash and burn.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Are you serious right now, bro?
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
