I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
