Worst Jokes Ever

I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.

Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."

Students: "oof"

Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"

Students: "Yeah, your parents."

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.

In America, you work on a plantation.

In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!

I decided that I'll end it all, but when I drove off, I remembered I forgot to do the dishes.

What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.

Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."

What do you call a one-legged China man?

Ty Whon Shu.

Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?

I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.

Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"

The Hulk SMASH!

Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"

"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.

Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You make them clap until their parents come home.

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"

"Africa," the parrot replied.