I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Worst Jokes Ever
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Banana joke?
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Poop and balls through the walls!
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
