Worst Jokes Ever

POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?

"Are you ready for fall?"

I said to the fish, "I have dam."

What the hell dam, hell dam?

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

7 was a registered sex offender.

Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

A: Because they lost two of their towers.

You wonder where my dad is.

Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.

How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

What do you call gay parents?

Poly.

He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.