9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
What does this mean? šš„©
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."
The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"
The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."
So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.
"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."
The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"
The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
