Worst Jokes Ever
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.