Worst Jokes Ever

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.

An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.

What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.

What do you call suicidal Hitler?

Slitler.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."

Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair?

Anything they can't catch you.

I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.

What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.

Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:

"What advice do you have for people out there?"

As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.

So there was a reason why I hated math.

I suck at problem-solving.

Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,

he is my only motivation for trying again.

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?

Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.

Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.

These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.

Sans: What do you have there?

Frisk: A KNIFE!

Sans: NOO!!!