Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

What can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

I hope death is a woman That way she'll never look at me twice

What do you call a mouse with sneakers?

Squeakers!

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.

I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.

when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"

Why do orphans hate Fridays?

Family movie night.

I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.

I think we know why.

When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.

When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.

How it be when the new guy takes too long...

Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.

Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.

Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.

Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.

Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.

1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!

Dad: Oh, OK!

2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.

Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?

Son: I do...

A fat man coming in the store.

Waiter: Oh god, not again :|

Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.

Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?

Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?

I know I'm valuable.

I come with a barcode.

Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.

Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?

Heaven always has 5-star reviews.