Worst Jokes Ever
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How does Jesus whistle?
By blowing through the holes in his hands.
When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."
A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.