Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Hoi!
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.