Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Worst Jokes Ever
I want a relationship.
*Masturbates*
I don't want a relationship.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. đ [rickrolled]
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because itâs a family business.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didnât want her, why would I?
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, âDonât worry, your parents wonât say anything.â
Nig
(finish the lyrics)
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY