Worst Jokes Ever
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
Hiiii!
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Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
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Like if you are a simp.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
But when?
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.