What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
It's really funny, read through everything slowly.
Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.
I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
Panera Bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
