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Worst Jokes Ever
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
