Worst Jokes Ever
I got caught peeing in the pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Give a like if I have no friends.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Shut the f*ck up.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Willy bum.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
My username good.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.