Worst Jokes Ever
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!