I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
Worst Jokes Ever
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
