Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Omnom.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.