Worst Jokes Ever
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.