Worst Jokes Ever
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
My dog died. I'm so sad.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
My anus smells.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?