Worst Jokes Ever
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.