Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
"Sharing is communism."
There were 5 people on an airplane.
1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, a good, solid 1 hour in. The pilot comes out and says, "OK guys, I have good news and bad news."
"Bad News is the plane is gonna crash. The good news is that I have 4 parachutes."
The pilot says to his passengers, "Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes. People depend on me!" Took a parachute and went out.
The businessman stands up and says, "Well I'm a businessman, I run companies!" Took a parachute and went out.
The smartest person in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest person in the world. No one is smarter than me!" Took a parachute and went out.
Now the minister says to the school child, "Well God has given me a good life. I want you to take the last parachute," and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says, "Why are you smiling?! We're about to die!!!!"
And the school child says to the minister, "Well actually [we're] not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag!"
COP: Are you high?
ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*
COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
