Worst Jokes Ever
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Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Dez nuts!
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Kingly discussion?
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. ππππππππ€¨ππ¦πΆπ»πππππππππππππ³π³π³πππππππ€¨
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survivedβmy grandpa. The others have fallenβhis friends.
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.