Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
The priest had a very holy shirt.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
I killed my cat.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Kindly yeet someone!
