Worst Jokes Ever
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: _________
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Blue Takis?
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.