Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.