My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
Like if you have balls.
