Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?

The Twin Towers got fucked.

How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.

What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?

Panera Read.

What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?

"Panera, my parents are dead."

When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!

Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.

What's the difference between a car and a car?

I have absolutely no idea, sorry.

What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.

Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."

This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.

Your money, you bully's everything you hate.

I only have a few friends, like if you relate.

Based on a true story.

Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.

I wish I was dead like my jokes.

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."

Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.