Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Worst Jokes Ever
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
Dark humor is just like water,
some people get it, some people don't.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
My ex.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
Hi, please like for good luck!
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
I like orphan boys, no homo.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
"Like if u cry everytime."
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
