Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?

They don't have parent permission.

What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?

None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.