Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
Gay people.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:
ButtNugget123
Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)
baddasscarrot44
EggnogRat44
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.