Worst Jokes Ever
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
Dmitri! Where's my vodka?
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
It is not funny about kidnapping.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
I'm a cheetah, I cheat, duh?
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.