Worst Jokes Ever

I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔

What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.

Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.

Little Jonny fucked his mum.

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To because he wanted to find home >:D

Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D

Why do orphans go to church?

To call someone "father."

I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.

Oh, I just love talking to orphans.

If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?

"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."

Why did the cat cross the road?

To make a catastrophy on the road.

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.

"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."

What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?

Reading her rights!

Boss: You're fired.

Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*

Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?

Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?

Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...

Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.

Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?

The Emo hangs himself.

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.