Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.