Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂

I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"

Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.

Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.

Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?

Kids: Yeah!

Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!

Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.

*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*

Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.

My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.