Worst Jokes Ever
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”
MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
My life is so sad it's because you're in it.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Comment your favorite sport.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)