Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
