Worst Jokes Ever
My dad killed Hitler.
Dark humor is like parents. Not everyone gets it.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Best way to do it.
Like if you love food!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.