Worst Jokes Ever
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?