Worst Jokes Ever
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Ii.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
Orphans don’t have parents, lol.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.