Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?

"Are you ready for fall?"

Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

A: Because they lost two of their towers.

I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?

Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.

How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.

“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.