What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
What the hell dam, hell dam?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.