What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
