Worst Jokes Ever
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Biden did 9/10.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.