Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Worst Jokes Ever
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.
Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
