Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
Me lol.
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.