Worst Jokes Ever
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"
Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."
The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."
The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"
Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
Me: Brings in missing child.
Police: OMG this kid has been missing for 3 months. Here is your reward.
Me: Oh, cool.
NEXT DAY
Me: Brings in 8 other kids.
Police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
I never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.