What does an Arab prostitute say? "Bomb my pussy"
Yo mama so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her he died
What is the difference between a woman and a ice? The ice always comes back
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it
One twin tower had a girlfriend the other twin tower had the same girlfriend so they both went down
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to go check my garage, it’s all good bc I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food
Stranger- Do you need hair regrowth products Kid- No my hairline is just far back Stranger- Do you need a Doctor
Yo mama so fat that when she get in the truck it breaks
Yo mama so fat that you need a jackstand to get her up
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold.
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
I wanted to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.
