Worst Jokes Ever
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.