Worst Jokes Ever
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
How can you surprise someone who is blind?
Leave a plunger in the toilet.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.