Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
Actually, Iron Man is female.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.