Worst Jokes Ever
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.