Worst Jokes Ever
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
For sale: Dead canary.
Not going cheep.
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
I bought a book for my blind friend.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.