Worst Jokes Ever

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Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."

Replace the v in Venus with a p.

Q: What gun does Africa not have?

A: A water gun.

Follow me.

I heard a noise, so I'm dead.

Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?

I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.

What do you call a cute door?

Adorable.

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.