Worst Jokes Ever
I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.
Onions was a good dog.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.