Worst Jokes Ever
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
What were the webs?
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
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Spread the cat gun.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.