Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?

5% of atheists have seen a ghost.

5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.

If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?

Tony Abbott's career.

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.

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    • I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

    My girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

    How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.

    We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"

    Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.

    Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.

    Husband: The second we entered the beach,

    Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"