Worst Jokes Ever
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!