Worst Jokes Ever
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because heβs used to being in the teens.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
Whatβs the best thing about Switzerland?
I donβt know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but heβd have to wait 10 years to get it.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
What age is served for breakfast?
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.