What the heck did I discover?
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
User name is Nico Belick.
What's 1 + 1?
It's sad someone has ligma.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
