Worst Jokes Ever
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.