Worst Jokes Ever
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
That’s right, I have my own category😎
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.