Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans so bad at football?
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Stig
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Whatβs the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a duck?
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
That one depressed friend.
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"