Worst Jokes Ever
Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.