Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!