Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
Worst Jokes Ever
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:
Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
