Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
Joke start.
Punchline!
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
What are the similarities between a 14-year-old pregnant girl and her unborn fetus?
They are both thinking, "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me."
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso!
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.