Worst Jokes Ever
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.